Friday, February 15, 2013
I started watching Biggest Loser. I should know better. When those folks hop up on the scale and get sad about their loss of four pounds in a week...I sit here with my jaw open. If I lost four pounds in a week...
1. I would know that it was probably all water.
2. If it wasn't all water it wouldn't be healthy for me to have lost four pounds. I would quickly have to check to make sure none of my arms or legs had dropped off.
3. It would not be a sustainable loss and would probably be back sooner rather than later.
4. I would throw a damned party! FOUR pounds in a week?! Are you kidding me?! If I could lose four pounds in a week, I'd reach my goal in less than five weeks! That would be like magic...BUT magic diets don't exist.
It's a stupid show. I really need to stop watching it.