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Top Ten Signs You'd Make a Bad Pope

Friday, February 15, 2013

10. Typically spend Sundays disabled by a hangover
9. Religion isn't really your thing
8. You pronounce the "P" in "Psalms"
7. Last time God spoke to you, he told you to stay out of church
6. Know nothing about Vatican, know a lot about Vicodin
5. You think "Papal" in an online payment website
4. Only want the job as an excuse to avoid sex with your wife
3. In times of trouble, ask yourself, "What would Keith Richards do?"
2. Your most recent prayer: "Dear God, don't let it be herpes"
1. Even Jesus thinks you're a stooge

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
ILIKETOZUMBA 2/16/2013 1:03AM

    LOL. Awesome list. I have to say, I may be Catholic, but I find the whole Pope thing a mite bit ridiculous sometimes. :) (Okay, a lot of the time!) Loved #5!

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SASSYJAY 2/15/2013 4:13PM

    Nice list!

"What's THAT over THERE?"

(steals list to post on Facebook, while Sunshine is distracted by the imaginary 'that')

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DALID414 2/15/2013 10:34AM


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SPARKCHANTAL 2/15/2013 10:05AM

    i double stonecot

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RLLRKAT 2/15/2013 9:20AM

    emoticon emoticon

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STONECOT 2/15/2013 4:31AM

    And number 11, I'm a woman! emoticon

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SATCHMO99 2/15/2013 3:25AM


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