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Silly Fortune Cookie sayings from MahJong game...

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Gave up "Bejeweled Blitz 2" off my iPhone for the run-up to Passover (not quite Lent but 40 days is 40 days whatever you believe!)... but then played a MahJong game, and discovered that it was spitting off funny, snarky, irreverent, or sometimes just strange "Fortune Cookie" type sayings after each game was completed. Here are a few of them that I was able to save, for your enjoyment:

"Clear, specific fortunes are better than vagueness, we suppose. Whatever."

"The future isn't what it used to be."

"Time flies when you don't know what you're doing." (that one is scarily true!!)

"A problem will present itself to your solution."

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

"A closed mouth gathers no feet." (very true!!!)

"The fortune you seek is in another cookie."

"Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow"

"Never take advice from a fortune cookie."

"Everything in moderation, including moderation."

"An empty stomach is a poor adviser."

That's all for now, folks.


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
CARMEN327 3/16/2013 10:45AM

    Words to live by.

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MCJULIEO 3/1/2013 12:14AM

    My all time favorite fortune from a fortune cookie was "Buy the Red Car."

Out of the blue. Just like that.


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ASOBFALLS 2/15/2013 10:52AM

    emoticon Thank you!

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GAYLLYNNE 2/15/2013 8:25AM

    love these!!!

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JANNEPERRY 2/15/2013 5:44AM

    ha----haven't played that one---might have to try it just for the funny sayings! emoticon

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123456789100 2/15/2013 12:56AM

    Too funny! Thanks for sharing, Julia.. Happy Valentines day!

An empty stomach is a poor advisor.. indeed.. lol

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MJ7DM33 2/14/2013 9:00PM

  Thx for sharing!

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1CRAZYDOG 2/14/2013 8:18PM

    These are funny! A closed mouth gathers no feet . . . that's one I gotta remember! LOL

Hope you had a great Valentine's Day. HUGS

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