Thursday, February 14, 2013
Gave up "Bejeweled Blitz 2" off my iPhone for the run-up to Passover (not quite Lent but 40 days is 40 days whatever you believe!)... but then played a MahJong game, and discovered that it was spitting off funny, snarky, irreverent, or sometimes just strange "Fortune Cookie" type sayings after each game was completed. Here are a few of them that I was able to save, for your enjoyment:
"Clear, specific fortunes are better than vagueness, we suppose. Whatever."
"The future isn't what it used to be."
"Time flies when you don't know what you're doing." (that one is scarily true!!)
"A problem will present itself to your solution."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"A closed mouth gathers no feet." (very true!!!)
"The fortune you seek is in another cookie."
"Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow"
"Never take advice from a fortune cookie."
"Everything in moderation, including moderation."
"An empty stomach is a poor adviser."
That's all for now, folks.