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Just for Laughs

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Paddy and Mick are driving down the road drinking beers.
Suddenly they see a police breath-testing unit up ahead.

Mick says to driver Paddy, We're busted for sure."
"Don't panic," Paddy says. "We'll just pull over, drink the
beers, peel off the labels, stick 'em on our foreheads."

"What fer?" Mick asks.
"Jist let me do the talking," Paddy says.

They finish their beers and put a label on their foreheads.

At the RBT, the officer looks at them and asks if they have
been drinking.

"NO," says Paddy, pointing at the labels.
"We're on patches."

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Now here's one for the Aussies.

Australian Man

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room
and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want
to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull
the plug."

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all his beer.

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