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The New Pastor

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Upon opening his Bible to the passage he let out a roar of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 reads: (Pastors note) "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come into him, and will dine with him, and he with me."

Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
KJDINSC 2/16/2013 6:37AM

    I love it!

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NAYPOOIE 2/14/2013 12:40PM


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KLMEIRING 2/14/2013 6:15AM

    Thanks for the chuckle....

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DOVESEYES 2/13/2013 11:23PM

    lol great usage of verses.

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SCOOTDOG 2/13/2013 10:53PM


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