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Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Late Night Funny #1

On Sunday the White House held a private swearing-in ceremony for President Obama. Not to be outdone, Republicans held a private swearing-at ceremony for President Obama. -Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #2

The beginning of the movie 'Lincoln' has been slightly changed to explain the Civil War to foreign audiences. Or as Lincoln put it, 'I would have preferred a different ENDING.' -Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #3

Thousands of dead fish have now washed up on shore along the coast of South Carolina. Today the NRA said that this wouldn't have happened if those fish had guns. -Jay Leno

Late Night Funny #4

The director of 'Zero Dark Thirty' has come out against torture. And the director of 'Lincoln' has come out against going to the theater in 1865. -Conan O'Brien

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
KLMEIRING 2/14/2013 6:13AM

    Thanks for the chuckle.

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JTREMBATH 2/14/2013 2:11AM

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AUNTHELEN 2/14/2013 1:23AM

    always appreciate a good chuckle! Thanks!

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