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Attack of the Girl Scout Cookies

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Don't let this happen to you!

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I was busy working when suddenly, a whole bunch of Girl Scout Cookies ambushed me! They had some strange human carry them into my office when I was at my weakest. They flew out of the package and hurled their tasty little bodies at me. My hands were busy, so I was forced to use my teeth. But I was vulnerable, and they were able to penetrate my feeble defenses.

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They declared victory after a battle that lasted only seconds, and I was forced to admit my humiliating defeat.


That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
BOPPY_ 2/14/2013 1:20PM

    A well-wrought piece. emoticon

Next time the Girl Scouts or their infiltrating mechanisms invade your office, may I suggest the nearest fire hose as an effective weapon against such dastardly deeds.


May I also suggest, you walk or exercise a little longer today.

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BETHS60 2/13/2013 1:55PM

    I had a similar problem. I took my vorpal sword in hand and forced the half-empty box into the pantry. It's been quiet for 2 days. (Or maybe my husband dispatched it. I'm afraid to look.)

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KJDINSC 2/13/2013 9:26AM

    Oh, no! I forgot it was that time of year again!

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DARLY55 2/13/2013 9:11AM

    I believe you! They are evilly tasty things! emoticon

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DRAGON-CHICK 2/13/2013 7:43AM

    No! :( Mango. Didn't even like 'em.
But it was a REALLY stressful day....
I just lost it. :(
Today is a brand new day - with no cookies in it!

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CAPECODBABE 2/13/2013 7:37AM

    LOL Thin mints?

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GARDENCHRIS 2/13/2013 6:46AM

    just don't let them get to you every time! lol

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DAJAMOGU1 2/13/2013 5:52AM

    Those darn Girl Scout cookies! I have avoided them so far . . . but I feel them lurking!

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