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Wednesday, February 13, 2013

One morning at a doctor's office a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him -"OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club, right? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, Thatís how I strained my back."

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do.. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge and some one threw it from the 3rd floor"...

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DRASADAF 2/16/2013 10:34PM

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INCREDIBLYME 2/13/2013 6:26PM

    good chuckle

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DOLPHINSINGER72 2/13/2013 4:52PM

    ha ha that is funny! Thanks for the laugh.

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WALLAHALLA 2/13/2013 4:12PM

    its a small world after all

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GINNABOOTS 2/13/2013 8:54AM

    So funny!

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LILYBELLE12 2/13/2013 4:48AM

    emoticon I have to share this one with my husband later!!!!! Too funny!!!

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