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A Seat In Church

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence......

So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you are still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied,

"Been married to your sister for 48 years."

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INFLATED 2/13/2013 2:34PM

    LOL! Proverbs 19:13 A foolish son is the calamity of his father: and the contentions of a wife are a continual dropping.
Proverbs 27:15 A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike.

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PATTISTAMPS 2/13/2013 11:53AM

    Laughing my butt off... (if onlly it really COULD be laughed off...) Love this one!!

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    LOL!!!

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123ELAINE456 2/13/2013 2:09AM

  LOL!!! God Blessings to Everyone. Have a Delightful Day. Take Care. Hugs!!!!!!!!!!!

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    cute,
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    Good one!

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FLAME42 2/12/2013 9:52PM

    Oh my, I loved this one, maybe with a little gender twist!

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