(some things to think about)



1 - I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.


2 - Life is sexually transmitted.


3 - Have you noticed since everyone has a cell phone these days. No one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?


4 - Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again


5 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


6 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


7 - How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?


8 - Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'? Hmmmmm, How about eggs ? . . .


9 - Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?


10- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


Mary Anne