Tuesday, February 12, 2013
(some things to think about)
1 - I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
2 - Life is sexually transmitted.
3 - Have you noticed since everyone has a cell phone these days. No one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
4 - Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
5 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
6 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
7 - How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
8 - Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'? Hmmmmm, How about eggs ? . . .
9 - Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
10- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?