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Tuesday, February 12, 2013





(some things to think about)



1 - I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.


2 - Life is sexually transmitted.


3 - Have you noticed since everyone has a cell phone these days. No one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?


4 - Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again


5 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


6 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


7 - How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?


8 - Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'? Hmmmmm, How about eggs ? . . .


9 - Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?


10- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


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DOROTHYBERO 2/13/2013 9:24AM

    Love them!

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KAYDE53 2/12/2013 11:39PM

    emoticon good questions

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ARTJAC 2/12/2013 11:34PM

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OPALMOON 2/12/2013 11:14PM

    Answer to No. 8: the calf! ...which would have 'clicked" with the human equivalent for the person who saw the calf drinking.

Eggs...probably the first person to drop one as they were picking it up, and then saw the dog eating it.

Our powers of observation start very young ...as we find out when children start repeating things we wish they didn't hear or doing things we wish they didn't do!

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GARDENSFORLIFE 2/12/2013 10:29PM

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NORASPAT 2/12/2013 8:06PM

    I though the elevated needed a good push just to jolt it along. Thanks for the ponderisms emoticon emoticon emoticon

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MCGS62 2/12/2013 7:37PM

    I thought the elevator button worked like a pump---doesn't it??

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CHACHAOREO 2/12/2013 4:51PM

    love the glue one!

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WOWEETOO 2/12/2013 4:13PM

    i knew there was a cause for all those natural deaths
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PEGGYO 2/12/2013 3:41PM

    Hmmm?

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WORKOUTWITHPAM 2/12/2013 2:28PM

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1CRAZYDOG 2/12/2013 1:38PM

    Definitely points to ponder! HUGS

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 2/12/2013 1:31PM

    Good Questions !!
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SENATOR9 2/12/2013 10:34AM

    All good questions emoticon

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KATHRYNLP 2/12/2013 10:10AM

    10... glue needs oxygen to make the adhesion's work. emoticon

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LEW0213 2/12/2013 10:03AM

    # 10 is a good question. Anyone have an answer?

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LIBBYG7 2/12/2013 9:54AM

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#8 is intriguing!!!

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