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Late Night Funnies

Monday, February 11, 2013

"In Great Britain the bones of King Richard III, who was killed in 1485, have been discovered under a parking lot. And you know how he died? Fighting over a parking space." -Jay Leno

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"This weekend a couple from Connecticut will have the longest marriage ever recorded in the U.S. They said the secret to their long-lasting marriage is love, compromise, and the fact that neither one of them has been able to hear a word the other one has said in more than 30 years." -Jimmy Kimmel

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"Last night runners from around the world competed in the annual race to the top of the Empire State Building. But there's already a scandal brewing. It turns out one of the competitors tested positive for elevator." -Jimmy Fallon
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CARRAND 2/12/2013 11:25AM

    I read that about Richard the Third's bones. How interesting.

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MARGARITTM 2/12/2013 10:24AM

    Thanks I needed that!

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SLFGOLF 2/12/2013 1:01AM

    These are great!

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3RDBABYWEIGHT 2/11/2013 11:40PM

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DOVESEYES 2/11/2013 11:06PM

    classic comedy!!!

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TIMOTHYNOHE 2/11/2013 10:45PM

    That second one is priceless, considering that we are both hearing impaired here. And when we, neither one of us, are not wearing our hearing aids it sounds like we're fighting.

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DALID414 2/11/2013 10:43PM

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CINDYSDAY 2/11/2013 10:31PM

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SONYALATRECE 2/11/2013 10:19PM

    Cute.
Dave Letterman is by far my favorite, though.

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