So, today I was correcting Danny's math. I looked at a problem multiplying fractions. The denominator was correct, but the numerator, which should have been the product of 25 by 4, was written as 240. I looked at this in some irritation. I said, "Do you not KNOW the product of 25 and 4???????" in a very annoyed tone of voice.

He looked down at the problem and said, "Apparently not."

I guess I asked for it!