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Four husbands

Monday, February 11, 2013

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her quest...ions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained,
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

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LIVINGFREE19 2/12/2013 3:22PM

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TWNOMWE 2/12/2013 2:04PM

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SHARJOPAUL 2/12/2013 9:57AM

    Thanks for the smiles.

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MNNICE 2/12/2013 9:56AM

    I need to go back to one!!!

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WIGIME 2/12/2013 3:39AM

    Ya Ya, funny Mel.

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MSLZZY 2/11/2013 10:48PM

    Funny lady!

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KATHRYNLP 2/11/2013 10:17PM

    Too funny, Mel... emoticon emoticon

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LOVESLIFE13 2/11/2013 10:16PM

    Nice one

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WENDYJM4 2/11/2013 8:13PM

    loved it

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LIVE_AMAZINGLY 2/11/2013 7:08PM

    I'm glad I've left off the 4th one!
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GINNABOOTS 2/11/2013 5:49PM

    Love it.

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MSROZZIE 2/11/2013 4:22PM

    Supper funny! I enjoyed your blog. emoticon emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 2/11/2013 4:20PM

  LOL!

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MAMISHELI53 2/11/2013 4:08PM

    That brought me a smile! Here's one of my favorites:

Successful Ice Fishing

Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long ice
fishing. One has been having no luck at all, while the other
has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice.
The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other
what his secret is.

"Mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm," is the reply.

"I'm sorry, what did you say?"

"Mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm," the successful fisherman
repeats.

"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you."

The man spits something into his hand and says very clearly,
"You've got to keep your worms warm."
emoticon May you always find time to laugh on your journey to healthy living! Blessings!

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0309COOKIE 2/11/2013 4:08PM

    I've seen this before, but it always makes me laugh.

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