Advertisement -- Learn more about ads on this site.

    SUNSHINE65   98,248
80,000-99,999 SparkPoints

Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery

Sunday, February 10, 2013

- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

- Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

- Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!

- Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

- Hand me that...uh...that...uh.....thin

- Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

- Darn, there go the lights again...

- You know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of them.

- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

- Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

- What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!

- Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

- This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donor card?

- Don't worry; I think it's sharp enough.

- What do you mean "You want a divorce"!

- She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out of here!

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
ANNE1123 2/10/2013 1:10PM

    Just a little twisted, thanks for the laughs!

Report Inappropriate Comment
DALID414 2/10/2013 10:07AM


Report Inappropriate Comment
WILSON425 2/10/2013 9:42AM

    My sister was having surgery at a vets hospital during 9/11. She woke up in the parking lot with military police and bomb sniffing dogs everywhere. emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
JUDITHANNIE 2/10/2013 8:36AM

  Oh boy!!!!!!

Report Inappropriate Comment
DOVESEYES 2/10/2013 5:20AM

    Love these...great work...thanks for the 'medicine' emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
SNP_27 2/10/2013 4:39AM

    Can't stop laughing emoticon emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
FITANDFIFTY2 2/10/2013 2:19AM

    emoticon Very Funny indeed!!

Report Inappropriate Comment
JACQUISPAGE 2/10/2013 2:00AM

    Very funny. emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment

Add Your Comment to the Blog Post

Log in to post a comment.

Disclaimer: Weight loss results will vary from person to person. No individual result should be seen as a typical result of following the SparkPeople program.