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The Husband Store!!!!!

Friday, February 08, 2013





A store that sells new husbands has opened in Manchester, just off Deansgate where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs


She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'


So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.


'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework...


'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store




PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street with the same rules.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.



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MOMMA_BEAR_69 2/10/2013 11:37AM

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emoticon for the laugh!!! Have a wonderful weekend!!!

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SWIMMAN 2/9/2013 12:50PM

    Now, now, now, it's a great story BUT the last part is different from the story how it was told to me by a Brit:

"The first floor has wives that are pretty and like sex.

The second floor has wives that are pretty and like sex and are great mothers.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited."

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WOWEETOO 2/9/2013 11:23AM

    me i would have stopped at the first floor and if you treat them right you get all the otherr things anyhow lol
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BEWELL48 2/9/2013 10:32AM

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Where did you find this one??? Too funny!

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DESERTJULZ 2/8/2013 9:58PM

    Nah, I would have stopped on the 4th floor. ;)

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DIET_FRIEND 2/8/2013 8:47PM

    Very cute!

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LITTLEWIND53 2/8/2013 8:05PM

    ROFLOL Too funny. Thanks for sharing.

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1CRAZYDOG 2/8/2013 6:12PM

    That's too funny!!

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EVER-HOPEFUL 2/8/2013 5:47PM

    love it i would have also stopped at 2 as that is my favorite number. emoticon

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CHACHAOREO 2/8/2013 5:17PM

    Happy with 2!

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EGGBASKET1 2/8/2013 4:29PM

    WOMEN HAVE MORE EXPECTATIONS THEN MEN !!!! I THINK I WOULD HAVE STOPPED AT THE 4TH FLOOR !!! LOL !!!

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 2/8/2013 4:24PM

    Love a good chuckle...
So glad I am NOT shopping...
I think you are only allowed one winner per life-time...
and I think I have already had mine.

Keep safe,
Love and Hugs
Audra

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LIBBYG7 2/8/2013 4:21PM

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as always!!!

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GINIEMIE 2/8/2013 3:17PM

    Thanks for the chuckle Mary Anne. I had heard the of the Husband store, but never the Wives store.
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MCGS62 2/8/2013 3:16PM

    is there any women left on the second floor ?
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CGMLH01 2/8/2013 3:03PM

    emoticon made my day... Thanks. Have a great weekend.

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COPEMA 2/8/2013 2:52PM

    That is priceless! Thanks for making me laugh out loud!

Hugs,
Marsha

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MNNICE 2/8/2013 1:40PM

    Loved it -- what a great chuckle!

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    SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY emoticon LISE

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BAMAJAM 2/8/2013 11:10AM

  this is so funny--I had seen the husband store story, but not the "flip side"
Hilarious!

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MATTEROFHEART 2/8/2013 11:10AM

    too funny!!! Thanks for the Friday laugh! Have a great weekend!!!
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