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Gassy Funny

Thursday, February 07, 2013

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be out done the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.'

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
FITANDFIFTY2 2/11/2013 12:47AM

    emoticon omg,,,can't wait to share this with my husband!!!

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MARTY728 2/8/2013 1:40PM


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PLATINUM755 2/7/2013 8:56PM

    emoticon What is it about fart jokes?!? emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 2/7/2013 7:20PM

    leave it to a man! lol.

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SHERIO5 2/7/2013 5:29PM


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BOOKWORM27S 2/7/2013 12:16PM

    Lol, my husband would love this one!

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