One day, Ole and Sven were paging through the Sears Catalog, and admiring all the beautiful models.
Ole said to Sven, "Haf you seen da bootiful girls in dis catalog?"
Sven replied, "Ya, sure. Dey sure are bootiful, an yust look at da price!"
Ole said, with wide eyes, "Yumpin, yimminy. Dey ain't very expensive. At
dat price, I'm buying me vun!"
Sven smiled, patted Ole on the back, and said, "By golly, Ole, if she's as
purty as she is in da catalog, I vill get vun, too."
Three weeks later, Sven came by, and asked Ole, "Didja ever git dat girl you
ordered from da Sears Catalog?"
Ole replied, "No, but it von't be long now. Her clothes came yesterday!"