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Sears Catalog!!!!

Thursday, February 07, 2013





One day, Ole and Sven were paging through the Sears Catalog, and admiring all the beautiful models.



Ole said to Sven, "Haf you seen da bootiful girls in dis catalog?"



Sven replied, "Ya, sure. Dey sure are bootiful, an yust look at da price!"

Ole said, with wide eyes, "Yumpin, yimminy. Dey ain't very expensive. At

dat price, I'm buying me vun!"



Sven smiled, patted Ole on the back, and said, "By golly, Ole, if she's as

purty as she is in da catalog, I vill get vun, too."



Three weeks later, Sven came by, and asked Ole, "Didja ever git dat girl you

ordered from da Sears Catalog?"



Ole replied, "No, but it von't be long now. Her clothes came yesterday!" emoticon emoticon



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ELSCO55 2/9/2013 8:43PM

    Cute

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    VERY FUNNY !!!!!

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    cute!

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    cute!

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GINIEMIE 2/7/2013 6:58PM

    Very funny, and as someone already alluded too they were used in the outhouse.

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    Good one

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WOWEETOO 2/7/2013 3:17PM

    lol..and nothing like the non slick pages for toilet paper in the outhouse
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    funny!

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1CRAZYDOG 2/7/2013 2:11PM

    Ole & Sven -- two smart Scandi's . . . ya sure, you bet! LOL

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 2/7/2013 1:56PM

    Yes, that was a good one.

Reminded me of the joke gramps loved to tell.

This fellow went to the picture show.
(about 100 years ago now, not nearly that long ago when grandpa told the tale).
He sat through the matinee and both evening shows.
He did this for the whole week.
The usher finally asked him why he kept coming to watch the show so many times.
He answered, 'Well you know the scene where the girls are getting undress to go swim in the pond? And then the train comes by, and after the train has passed the girls are already in the pond?'
The usher replied, 'Yes, I do."
Then he continued, 'Well, one of these times the train is going to be late !!'

Grandpa always had this little chuckle when he finished that story.

Memories, aren't they just the greatest !!?!
Thanks for letting me share.
Audra

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HMMMM something missing

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Don't tink da folks from Minneesota are laughing too much, there!!!!!

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