Thursday, February 07, 2013
Bad day was hoping to drive to Atlanta around my birthday with mom an Jeanne won't work out I am not getting vacation around my birthday also some other crap happen Food okay on my 13 glass of water niie my 3 positive
1 looking for positive as help in being postitive
2 aunt getting a little better can now talk
3 thank to encouragement from a spark pal from Seattle I went back on tread mill first time since last Thursday
4 I was told I was miss at work
No chips, no m&m no peanut butter no cracker
5 wrap work good for lunch
Have a good rest of wtf love you
Does laugh prolong life?
- Is it true that 5 minutes of laugh prolongs your life by 5 minutes?
- It depends who you are laughing at – it may as well shorten it...
Signs Your Cat May Be Trying To Kill You
Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.
He actually *does* have your tongue.
You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.
Cyanide pawprints all over the house.
You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed.
As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip.
Catch him with a new mohawk looking in the mirror saying, "Mew looking at me? Mew looking at me?"
Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on.
You find blueprints for a Rube Goldberg device that starts with a mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed.
Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.
Instead of dead birds, leaves cartons of Marlboros on your doorstep.
Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.
You find a piece of paper labelled "MY WIL" which says "LEEV AWL 2 KAT."
Now sharpens claws on your car's brake lines.