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Thursday, February 07, 2013

Dear Son:

I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have
come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become a frivolous old gal.
I am seeing five gentlemen everyday. As soon as I wake up, Will Power
helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charlie Horse comes
along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When
he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't
like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After
such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life. Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.

Love,
Grandma

P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should
be thinking of the hereafter. I told him, "Oh I do it all the time. No matter
where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement,
I ask myself, "Now, what am I here after?"
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