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Joke of the day,Lets Laugh.

Thursday, February 07, 2013

Dear Son:

I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have
come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become a frivolous old gal.
I am seeing five gentlemen everyday. As soon as I wake up, Will Power
helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charlie Horse comes
along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When
he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't
like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After
such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.
What a life. Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.

Love,
Grandma

P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should
be thinking of the hereafter. I told him, "Oh I do it all the time. No matter
where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement,
I ask myself, "Now, what am I here after?"
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TENACIOUSTRISH 2/11/2013 5:20AM

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BARCLE 2/9/2013 3:03PM

    These are great emoticon

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LASKIE2 2/8/2013 6:45AM

    I love it!

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LITTLEWIND53 2/8/2013 12:45AM

    I love this. I am starting to have relationships with all of them myself (oh what busy lives they lead!) lol

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0309COOKIE 2/7/2013 6:34PM

    Funny!

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ANHELIC 2/7/2013 3:01PM

    Cute and I'm seeing all the same gentlemen and thinking a lot about the hereafter as well. It is so true at the present time. Thanks for sharing. emoticon emoticon

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SNIKWAD 2/7/2013 11:30AM

    nice! emoticon

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LADYBUG1943 2/7/2013 11:18AM

    That used to be a LOT funnier, before those gentlemen started visiting me, too. I still remember my husband's mother reading that, and my own grandmother. A way to laugh at our aches and pains.... priceless!

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MORTICIAADDAMS 2/7/2013 11:09AM

    LOL!!!!!

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    Oh that is sooooooo true! HUGS

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    Good one.

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    Cute!

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NEW-CAZ 2/7/2013 3:02AM

    yep senior moments come to us all LOL

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  NICE one

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