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Jokes of the Week

Thursday, February 07, 2013

In a Podiatrist's Office
"Time wounds all heels"

On the back of a Septic Tank Truck
"Caution - This truck is full of Political Promises"

At a Proctologist's Office
"To expedite your visit, please back in."

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what your looking for,
you've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

At a Towing Company:
"We don't charge and arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room Door:
"Push. Push. Push."

On a Taxidermist's window;
"We really know our stuff."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet-
miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP
"Best place in town to take a leak."

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KELTIC-CARA 2/14/2013 2:54AM

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Just loved them

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CLAIREINPARIS 2/10/2013 3:44PM

    This is all great, it made me laugh out loud! Thank you! emoticon

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NORASPAT 2/8/2013 11:09AM

    Anna these were great I had not read those anywhere--very original and hilarious too. HUGS Pat in Maine. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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LITTLEWIND53 2/8/2013 12:38AM

    So funny..... Thanks for sharing.

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HELEN_BRU 2/7/2013 9:47PM

    Funny Stuff

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PHATPAT18 2/7/2013 5:45PM

    Thanks for the pick-me-up.

Pat

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BLUEANGELLK 2/7/2013 1:32PM

    Great pick me up!

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MORTICIAADDAMS 2/7/2013 12:30PM

    Good ones!!

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LKWQUILTER 2/7/2013 7:23AM

    lol Thanks for the laughs.

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TWEETYKC00 2/7/2013 7:18AM

    good ones!

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-SHAWN- 2/7/2013 2:14AM

    Good ones Anna!

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SUSANBEAMON 2/7/2013 1:04AM

  like those. lol

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    These are great!

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