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MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS!!!!!

Wednesday, February 06, 2013






1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from Alberta would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14 . God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.



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to my Canadian friends.....sorry about #9 emoticon
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    Fantastic!

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    I liked them all. emoticon

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SHARJOPAUL 2/7/2013 7:12AM

    LOL
I have to agree with most of them.

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NORASPAT 2/6/2013 9:21PM

    emoticon emoticon 14 and 15 are my winners emoticon Mry Anne

Pat in Maine. (((((HUGS))))

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    Eh I live in Alberta and you're right. emoticon

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CHACHAOREO 2/6/2013 6:54PM

    Love # 15!!!!

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 2/6/2013 2:17PM

    #9 - just change the from to your favorite "Dis the driver residence/gender/age"

Those were good.. some generated a chuckle, some a smile, some a gawfaw, and some an ouch I know someone who would be offended.

Before one gets offended they should hear an ole saw my grandmother used to quote..
"Hit birds flutter'.

Hope your weather in PA is treating you well.
Sun is shining now, had a dusting of snow overnight.
Audra


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LITTLEWIND53 2/6/2013 12:16PM

    emoticon Love 'em. #'s 1, 2 & 8 are my favs.....

P.S. No apologies necessary, a lot of people in other provinces think the same thing of Alberta drivers, lol

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1MANKNEY 2/6/2013 11:29AM

    Got a laugh out of me! Thanks for starting my day off right!

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EVER-HOPEFUL 2/6/2013 10:55AM

    number 10 should add but for the other foot,lol. emoticon

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LJCANNON 2/6/2013 10:54AM

    emoticon Well Done! (except for #9, of course!)

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    Lol.

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    LOL!

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ANNCHER 2/6/2013 10:03AM

    Thanks for sharing! Great blog! Have a great day! Hugs! emoticon

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LIBBYG7 2/6/2013 9:48AM

    Love #3 &6.......

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MATTEROFHEART 2/6/2013 9:47AM

    Haha! Love this!

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LEW0213 2/6/2013 9:41AM

    I've got several of those kind of flashlights. I knew they had some kind of use.

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KATHRYNLP 2/6/2013 9:26AM

    Albertans just love the challenge, Mary Anne. emoticon emoticon

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