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An ounce of Brain!

Tuesday, February 05, 2013

A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant.

His doctor gives him a choice of available brains - there's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of $800 an ounce.

The outraged lawyer says, "This is a rip-off - how come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?"

The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
BMCOLLEY 2/6/2013 7:12AM

    Oh, that's funny--thank you for sharing.

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68ANNE 2/5/2013 5:36PM

    aaah hahahahahahah

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MOBLUEBIRD 2/5/2013 1:42PM

  good one!

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GINNABOOTS 2/5/2013 1:26PM

    Loved it. So funny.

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