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An ounce of Brain!


Tuesday, February 05, 2013

A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain transplant.

His doctor gives him a choice of available brains - there's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of $800 an ounce.

The outraged lawyer says, "This is a rip-off - how come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?"

The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"
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BMCOLLEY 2/6/2013 7:12AM

    Oh, that's funny--thank you for sharing.

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68ANNE 2/5/2013 5:36PM

    aaah hahahahahahah

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SHERYLDS 2/5/2013 5:35PM

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JENAE954 2/5/2013 5:13PM

  LOL

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MOBLUEBIRD 2/5/2013 1:42PM

  good one!

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GINNABOOTS 2/5/2013 1:26PM

    Loved it. So funny.

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