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Never Argue with a Woman!!!!

Tuesday, February 05, 2013





One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
and begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment..
For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think. emoticon



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MOMMA_BEAR_69 2/10/2013 11:38AM

    What a great comeback!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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DESERTDREAMERS 2/8/2013 11:39AM

    Too funny!

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KAYDE53 2/5/2013 8:29PM

    Sharp thinking! emoticon

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    Love it!

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NORASPAT 2/5/2013 8:03PM

    Fast thinking sitiing down, HUGS Pat Thanks for nice comments on my blog

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    Lol.

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    Love that!!!!! emoticon

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MCGS62 2/5/2013 3:11PM

    Any one want to go fishing !!!

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 2/5/2013 2:50PM

    Thank God I read, does that mean that maybe I think?? That could be a scary thought !!

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1CRAZYDOG 2/5/2013 11:08AM

    So true!! LOL

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LEW0213 2/5/2013 10:22AM

    Love the moral!! Good one, Mary Anne, thanks.

Hugs, Linda

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    Damn Right!!!!!
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DOROTHYBERO 2/5/2013 9:50AM

    Love it!

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SENATOR9 2/5/2013 9:43AM

    Dum warden Never never argue with a woman.You will lose all the time I know emoticon

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    Love it!

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LINDAKAY228 2/5/2013 9:33AM

    great response by her!

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