Tuesday, February 05, 2013
A wealthy stockbroker finally bought his dream car, a late model Porsche, $50,000 right off the lot. As he was driving home he decided to listen to the new stereo but despite everything he couldn't get it to turn on. He drove back to the dealer in a rage and shouted "For $50,000 I expect a radio that works at least."
The dealer tried to calm him. "Sir," he said, "This car's radio system has been sensitized to your voice. All you have to do is say what it is you want to hear and it finds it and plays it."
"Wow," said the car owner," That's fantastic".
As he drove home this time he said, "Beethoven" and Beethoven's 5th begins to play through the quad speakers. He's blown away. "DeBussy" he cries and "Clair De Lune" wafts through the speakers.
Just then a taxi driver cuts him off and before he can stop himself he yells "Moron!!!!!"
The radio switchs on the Rush Limbaugh Show.