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Monday, February 04, 2013




I changed my i-Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first...Then it grew on me.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I needed dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Never fall in love with a tennis player, because to a tennis player, love means nothing.



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    emoticon laughed so hard I thought I would die. Some of those are oldies but others were "noose" to me

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    Thanks for the chuckles !!
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    Lovin it, thanks for the smiles Mary Anne!

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    Thank you. I loved these!

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    #1 for me-the police station. LOL!

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    too cute!

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PMS I stay away Like Grumpy says it meens Putting up with Men Sh&t.

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    This is silly -------
But I loved, loved, LOVED it!!!

Where do you get this stuff??

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