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The South Rises


Friday, February 01, 2013


Florida



A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.


Georgia


The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."





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KATHRYNLP 2/2/2013 9:57AM

    Good ones! emoticon

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JANIEWWJD 2/1/2013 11:47PM

    Loved the state trooper one!!! emoticon

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ROBBIE53 2/1/2013 8:47PM

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TWEETYKC00 2/1/2013 7:35PM

    cute ones! lol

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JUDY1676 2/1/2013 6:19PM

    emoticon thanks for the laugh!

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SILVER1369 2/1/2013 6:16PM

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1CRAZYDOG 2/1/2013 4:49PM

    LOL!

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VINGRAM 2/1/2013 4:33PM

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TEXASFILLY 2/1/2013 4:23PM

    Hahahaha! Love 'em! Thanks~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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0309COOKIE 2/1/2013 3:05PM

    Lol.

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KJELLYBEAN15 2/1/2013 2:10PM

    Hey, Im from the South. I love the Georgia one though. Probably because Im in Florida. hahaha.
Have a wonderful weekend.

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SENATOR9 2/1/2013 2:07PM

    Great secreatary

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