Friday, February 01, 2013
A calorie-conscious woman drove past a bakery and saw some gorgeous Christmas cookies.
She decided to pray about it: "Lord, if you want me to have some of those delicious cookies, let me have a parking place directly in front of the bakery."
And sure enough, the eighth time around the block, there it was!
There's nothing like getting up at 5 a.m, jogging six miles, and then taking an ice-cold shower. There's nothing like it, so I don't do it.
I prefer sit-ups to jumping jacks. At least I get to lie down after each one.
Don't forget, your brain needs exercise, too. Therefore, spend lots of time thinking up excuses for not working out.
Luke’s idea of vigorous exercise is to lift his feet while his wife is vacuuming.
And the thing to ponder for the weekend:
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?