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My wife is missing!!

Friday, February 01, 2013

A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:

Man: I lost my wife (misty)

Inspector: What is her height

Man: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Man: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of eyes

Man: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair

Man: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was she wearing

Man: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly

Inspector: Was somebody with her ?????????

Man: Yes my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the man started crying…..

Inspector: Lets search for the dog first !!!!!!!

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
CAMEOANDLACE 2/1/2013 10:16PM

    Way too comfortable!

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WALLAHALLA 2/1/2013 2:57PM


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CAT609 2/1/2013 9:42AM

    Oh boy!

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FCARMICH 2/1/2013 8:25AM


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JENAE954 2/1/2013 8:16AM

  I can relate...
I was that wife!
Wife no more.

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SAASHA17 2/1/2013 8:10AM

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