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Joke of the day,Let's Laugh

Friday, February 01, 2013

One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that

whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in the offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A

very quiet, elderly, saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him!"
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    AWESOME! I wanna be like THAT sparky lady when I grow up! LOL

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    LOL!!!!

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    Amen!

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    Thanks for my morning giggle!

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NITTINNANA 2/1/2013 11:55AM

    What on earth will you come up with to top this??? My husband and I just howled with laughter! Thanks for making our day!!
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EBONYSOL 2/1/2013 6:08AM

    Good one. Brought a smile to my face:)

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MARYJOANNA 2/1/2013 5:50AM

  Very cute!

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    that's cute

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    lol

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    emoticon would have loved to see the pastors face as well as the three she picked out and their wifes face emoticon

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