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Politically Correct - Schools

Thursday, January 31, 2013

No one fails a class anymore…
They are merely “passing impaired.”

You don’t have detention…
You’re just “exit delayed.”

Students aren’t lazy…
They are “energetically declined.”

Your locker isn’t overflowing with junk…
It’s just “closure prohibitive.”

Your homework isn’t missing…
It’s having an “out-of-notebook experience.”

You’re not sleeping in class…
You’re “rationing consciousness.”

You’re not late…
You just have a “rescheduled arrival time.”

You’re not having a “bad hair day”…
You’re suffering from “rebellious follicle syndrome.”

You don’t have smelly gym socks…
You have “odor-retentive athletic footwear.”

You’re not shy…
You’re “conversationally selective.”

You don’t talk a lot…
You’re “abundantly verbal.”

It’s not called “gossip” anymore…
It’s “the speedy transmission of near-factual information.”

The food at the school cafeteria isn’t awful…
It’s “digestively challenged.”

You’re not being sent to the principal’s office…
You’re “going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building.”

I really like the trip to the principal's office.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
NICKYCRANE 2/1/2013 4:31PM

    Alas! How true! You have to laugh or cry. Thank you for making me laugh!

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VONBLACKBIRD 2/1/2013 11:28AM

    As an old retired couldn't pay me enough today to teach..just not worth it..and these are so true..Thanks for sharing.

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LJOYCE55 1/31/2013 6:09PM

  Thank you for the fun blog today. emoticon

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