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IN MY NEXT LIFE,


Thursday, January 31, 2013

I'm Gonna Be a Bear
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In this life, Iím a woman. In my next life, Iíd like to come back as a bear. When youíre a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, youíre supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When youíre a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while youíre sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definately deal with that.

If youíre mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If youíre a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

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Member Comments About This Blog Post:
GK1963 2/4/2013 4:53PM

    ooooooh ya! I wanna do this too! emoticon

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DARWHOHOO 2/4/2013 8:03AM

    Love this. Love this!!!

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GAYLLYNNE 2/1/2013 7:12AM

    I'm with you!!!!

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PHEBESS 1/31/2013 11:56PM

    Oh yeah, I could do that!

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ESILBO 1/31/2013 8:05PM

    LOVE IT, ME TOO I WANT TO COME BACK AS A MAMA BEAR...LOL
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FRAN0426 1/31/2013 6:48PM

    Cute, cute and cute. We have a bear center in northern Mn. For the past three years on their site we have been able to watch cubs born and taking care of the cubs growing. It is a very interesting to get to watch this.

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TAFODIL24 1/31/2013 6:27PM

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MYUTMOST4HIM 1/31/2013 2:58PM

    I heard this one before - hilarious!!! emoticon

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