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Thursday chuckles

Thursday, January 31, 2013

I don't thing jogging is helping me to get in shape. Last night I was huffing and puffing so hard when I got to the Dairy Queen, I could hardly eat my Blizzard.

I don't work out because all the exercise programs start out by saying, "Wear loose-fitting clothes." I don't have any loose-fitting clothes!

Remember, before beginning any exercise program, check with your doctor -- to make sure your heart can take the shock of the price of exercise equipment.

I've been working out every day this week. My TV remote is broken, and getting up out of the chair 50 times a night is really tough.

I have a new incentive to do sit-ups. I put M&M's between my toes.

A man owes his athletic physique to his wife and clean living. "Clean the car...clean the attic...clean the garage. "


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
EASTENDCLAM 1/31/2013 6:43PM

    Funny stuff, keep it up!

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MERRYMARY42 1/31/2013 4:08PM

    They are all great, especially the m&m's between the toes, this I will try emoticon

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WALLAHALLA 1/31/2013 2:26PM

    a gaggle of giggles

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POOHGIRL1970 1/31/2013 2:08PM

    emoticon Gave me a good little evil giggle!

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