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The Mystic


Thursday, January 31, 2013


In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:



"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt.



Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."



Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.



She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing.



She simply had to know.



She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"



For some reason, wives tend to like this joke........


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MARGEMF 2/2/2013 1:39AM

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TWEETYKC00 1/31/2013 8:21PM

    Sounds like a smart woman to me! lol

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    Oh, that is a bad one, lol.

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