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Puns for folks with higher IQs...

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Those who jump off Paris bridges are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is: The wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an 'I' for an 'I'.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boy with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist will you get repossessed?

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress..

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt, if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network In Australia - The LAN down under.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - taint yours and taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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MRSVK11 2/1/2013 11:06AM


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CARRAND 1/31/2013 6:15PM


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GENTLEDSOUL 1/31/2013 2:39PM

    You make me groan so much! I love it!

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WINE4GIRL 1/31/2013 10:50AM


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KJDINSC 1/31/2013 9:07AM

    These are great! My favorite is the one about the midget fortune teller...

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GARDENCHRIS 1/31/2013 7:22AM

    very good!

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DOVESEYES 1/31/2013 6:19AM

    Oh yes love these emoticon

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INCREDIBLYME 1/31/2013 3:40AM

    emoticon love the word games and other punny things

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EVER-HOPEFUL 1/31/2013 2:31AM

    great especially the one with the condom,lol emoticon

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OBIESMOM2 1/31/2013 1:45AM

love 'em!

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HELEN_BRU 1/31/2013 12:39AM

    Very clever! Love them.

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NAYPOOIE 1/30/2013 11:33PM

    I love puns.

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KARRENLYNN 1/30/2013 11:33PM

    Very Cool! Thanks for sharing!


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DALID414 1/30/2013 11:20PM


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SONYALATRECE 1/30/2013 10:52PM

    Tried to pick a fav...I love 'em all!

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