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Murphy's Other 15 Laws

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it for the other foot.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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CHARTHESTAR 1/31/2013 6:39PM


so true-

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PATTISTAMPS 1/31/2013 12:39PM

    These are so clever! Thanks!!!

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FLAME42 1/31/2013 9:17AM

    Love # 12!

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MISSDAISY23 1/30/2013 10:01PM

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1CRAZYDOG 1/30/2013 8:54PM

    Too funny!

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123ELAINE456 1/30/2013 8:28PM

  Awesome!!! God Blessings to Everyone. Have a Lovely Day. Take Care.

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    funny but true!!!!

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