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How I get my morning workout. Not for the faint at heart

Wednesday, January 30, 2013


ex·er·cise
[ek-ser-sahyz] noun, verb, ex·er·cised, ex·er·cis·ing.
noun
1.
bodily or mental exertion, especially for the sake of training or improvement of health: Walking is good exercise.


BINGO!!
I have a way of collecting unwanted or loss creatures.
Thus, we have 5 inside cats and multiple feral outside ones. Along with other critters.

NOW, My morning EXERCISE started off with.
1)Toe Touches and Arm Movement
Nothing like stumbling out of bed to find the ENTIRE front room Looked like 2 Drag Queens where fighting it out. Pink Feathers and Glitter EVERYWHERE!,
huhgmm*cough* dont know where the glitter came from. Not this this house with 2 butches.
2) Cardio
Chasing the Cats. With evil minions and plotting, someone is always up to no good. Tis a law of nature..or gravity..or Murphy..or something. One grabs one of my socks and high tails it. The chase ensues around the house. Jumping on one foot is most diffenetly involved. Stupid cat toys:( They are worse then toddlers leaving their things about.
3 Arm Reaches. Getting said cat down off the frig while dogging items cat is throwing at my head. I shall retrieve the sock. Chasing cat and fetching it from on top of the door frame.
Puff on the inhalor and pant......
4 Detangle kitten from top of curtain rod. Chase cat around the house through 5 rooms, 3 laps to give it medicine.
Puff on my inhalor...pant...
This goes on for quit a bit of time in the morning. Just about every morning.
Not counting all the bending to "look for buried treasures" a.k.a. clean the litter boxes.
YOU Want to TELL ME THIS DOES NOT Count AS EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!!:0


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LAURANCE 1/31/2013 8:13AM

  Thanks for giving me a smile!

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HWNHMMBRD 1/30/2013 4:50PM

    If it has you puffing on your inhaler-IT COUNTS! emoticon Never thought of a emoticon as an exercise aide, but what ever gets you moving. Hpoe the rest of your day was great! emoticon

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PAULA3420 1/30/2013 2:46PM

    I hope you write more blogs. This was so much FUN. Yes, it is a workout. And, I kepeet thinking; oh my, I hope no one falls on all those toys. emoticon

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ANGELBELIEVER 1/30/2013 2:01PM

    What a wonderful, funny blog. I'll be subscribing so I don't miss any further ones. I have one black cat named Max.

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SONYALATRECE 1/30/2013 11:36AM

    Truly a workout... Now, Chris Downie just needs to add it to the exercise bank.
This would help you to not have to pant... emoticon

Sonya

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PURPLE180 1/30/2013 11:31AM

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TIME2BLOOM4ME 1/30/2013 11:17AM

    LOL ! I love your blog. I run around the house with a sting on a willow branch for my cat to chase. emoticon

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MISCHIEFBOI 1/30/2013 8:41AM

    Thank you ladies for taking a look. I really appreciate your kindness.

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LADYJ6942 1/30/2013 8:27AM

    oh my, what a way to start the day, lol.

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AMYTRIPP 1/30/2013 8:23AM

    LOL! I definitely count that as a workout. Thanks for the smile this morning!

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