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Flu Shot or Not?


Tuesday, January 29, 2013


> To avoid it...
> Eat right!
> Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies.
>
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> Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
>
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> Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system.
>
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> Walk for at least an hour a day,
> go for a swim,
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> take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
>
> Wash your hands often.
> If you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
>
> Get lots of fresh air.
> Open doors & windows whenever possible.
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> Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.
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> Get plenty of rest.
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> OR
> Take the doctor's approach.
> Think about it...
> When you go for a flu shot, what do they do first?
>
> They clean your arm with alcohol...
>
> Why?
>
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> Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
> So...
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> I walk to the bar. (exercise)
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> I put lime in my vodka...(fruit)
>
> Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
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> Drink outdoors on the patio..(fresh air)
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> Tell jokes and laugh....(eliminate stress)
>
> Then I pass out. (rest)
>
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> The way I see it...
>
> If you keep your alcohol levels up,
> flu germs can't get you!
> REMEMBER:
> 'A shot in the glass
> is better than one in the ass!'
>
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ROBBIE53 2/1/2013 8:43PM

    Hahahaha

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CORNERKICK 1/30/2013 12:51AM

  :)

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FISHINGLADY66 1/29/2013 9:47PM

    I like the way you see it. emoticon emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 1/29/2013 7:53PM

    Sounds like a good plan to me!

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JANIEWWJD 1/29/2013 7:14PM

    OMG, this was funny. I was not expecting this ending!!!! LOL!!!
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1CRAZYDOG 1/29/2013 5:48PM

    I'll take it! . . . the shot in the glass, that is . . . NOT in the A$# !

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JUDY1676 1/29/2013 3:56PM

    Sounds like a good plan! emoticon

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0309COOKIE 1/29/2013 3:55PM

    Cute!

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