Tuesday, January 29, 2013
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
(Guys, you can skip this one)
For the love of human decency, if you feel the need to "hover" like a UFO over the toilet seat and are simply too busy or lazy to use the disposable seat covers located exactly 1 foot to the right of the toilet, realize this: The goal is to go IN the toilet, not ON it. You are not a sprinkler system and the toilet is not on fire. I don't know how you manage to achieve such a feat without peeing all over yourself as well, but apparently you can.
IF you cannot control your flow and wind up making a mess, then take the FIVE SECONDS it requires to grab some TP and wipe the seat. I realize that you are a busy woman, and that you have things to do and other fires to put out, but I swear to you the world will not end if you take a moment to do this. The other restroom users do not need a present or evidence that you were able to potty like a big girl. It only makes us wish that such things were a crime punishable by public diapering.
SERIOUSLY. This is disgusting. If I see a woman do this, I will have no issue with public shaming in the restroom and on the internet. My CATS have better aim than you do.
Thank you for being an adult,
An aggravated public restroom user
Edited to say: I am digging the additional PSAs in the comments. If you feel the need to make one, go for it!