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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Sorry for the lack of silliness for a time.. illness and chaos attacked

Here is today’s:
Genevieve belongs to our Diet Club and she was lamenting that she had gained weight.

She told us that she had made her family's favourite and luscious cake over the weekend, and added that they'd eaten half of it at dinner that evening.

The next day, Genevieve continued, she kept staring at the other half, until finally she cut a thin slice for herself. One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake had vanished.

She went on to tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew her husband would be so disappointed. Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when he found out.

Genevieve smiled broadly and quipped, 'He never found out. I made another cake and ate half of that too.'

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LOSTMD 1/29/2013 3:36PM

    ohhh I love the chemical engineers recipe..going to have to add that to the engineer ones I have!
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KELLIEBEAN 1/29/2013 1:02PM

    Funny stuff!

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WALLAHALLA 1/29/2013 12:21PM

    what a way to cover your tracks

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MAMISHELI53 1/29/2013 12:19PM

    Here's one...

Why Chemical Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books

CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
532.35 cm3 gluten
4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
4.9 cm3 refined halite
236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coatedprotein
473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legumemeats (sieve size #10)

To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 BTU/F-ft2-hr,add ingredients one, two, and three with constant agitation.
In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impelleroperating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous.
To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equa lvolumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1.
Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant agitation. Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction.
Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm).
Heat in a 460K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston's first order rate expression (see JACOS,21, 55), or until golden brown. Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25 Cheat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.

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ALIGIRL07 1/29/2013 12:15PM

    lol funny

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