A lady walks into Tiffany's.
She looks around,
Spots a beautiful diamond bracelet
And walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely,
She unexpectedly F_ _ ts.
Very embarrrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed.
She hopes and prays
That a salesperson was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
Salesman standing right behind her.....good looking as well.........
Cool as a cucumber.
He displays all of the qualities
One would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's.
He politely greets the lady with,
"Good day, Madam........
How may we help you today???"
Blushing and uncomfortable,
But still hoping that
The salesman somehow missed her little "Incident,"
She asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet???"
"Madam......if you F_ _ted just looking at it.....you're going to s_ _t when I tell you the price."