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F_ _ ting At Tiffany's

Monday, January 28, 2013

A lady walks into Tiffany's.

She looks around,

Spots a beautiful diamond bracelet

And walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely,

She unexpectedly F_ _ ts.

Very embarrrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed.

She hopes and prays

That a salesperson was not anywhere near.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a

Salesman standing right behind her.....good looking as well.........

Cool as a cucumber.

He displays all of the qualities

One would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's.

He politely greets the lady with,

"Good day, Madam........

How may we help you today???"

Blushing and uncomfortable,

But still hoping that

The salesman somehow missed her little "Incident,"

She asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet???"

He answers,

"Madam......if you F_ _ted just looking at're going to s_ _t when I tell you the price."


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
CHARTHESTAR 1/31/2013 6:34PM

I really needed it too.
I had not heard that one before. emoticon

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MISSDAISY23 1/30/2013 9:56PM

    I remember this one! emoticon emoticon

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PATTISTAMPS 1/29/2013 12:37PM

    A much needed giggle! Thanks, Patti!

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ARTJAC 1/29/2013 1:16AM


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123ELAINE456 1/28/2013 8:25PM

  LOL!!! God Blessings to Everyone. Have a Delightful Day. Take Care.

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    lol Great way to end the evening! Thanks for the laugh!

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2015FRESHSTART 1/28/2013 7:15PM

emoticon I need a good laugh today! emoticon

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    you are too much emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 1/28/2013 5:52PM

    For sure! This is hilarious.

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-BENI- 1/28/2013 5:26PM

    Oh mercy! emoticon

Comment edited on: 1/28/2013 5:26:32 PM

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    I honestly thought this was "fasting at tiffany's" (like a play on "breakfast at tiffany's" where there is no breakfast) until I read it. Very funny!!

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