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Last Nickle

Monday, January 28, 2013

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy
3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father
realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the
back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his
son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue business
suit is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of
coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup
down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from
her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the
boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then
ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs
up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and
walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father
rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen
anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "

"No," the woman replied, "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service."

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
MARGEMF 2/15/2013 2:33AM

    OMG! Thank-you for my daily dose. : )

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ROBBIE53 2/1/2013 8:41PM


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SENATOR9 1/29/2013 7:11AM

    They'll get the last pennie from you

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TWEETYKC00 1/28/2013 8:09PM

    They are the pros with that! lol.

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JANIEWWJD 1/28/2013 6:36PM

    That's a good one for this time of the year!!!!!
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FISHINGLADY66 1/28/2013 5:34PM


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JUDY1676 1/28/2013 5:31PM

    OMG! emoticon

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MERRYMARY42 1/28/2013 4:01PM

    I have heard they know all the moves to getting that last nickel, I guess so. emoticon

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KJELLYBEAN15 1/28/2013 3:22PM

    OMG! emoticon
I think that might be one of the best I have seen in a while.

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1CRAZYDOG 1/28/2013 2:37PM

    AHA! That explains it. LOL

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SILVER1369 1/28/2013 2:17PM


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0309COOKIE 1/28/2013 1:54PM

    Good one! And quite a timely joke I might add.

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