Monday, January 28, 2013
I slipped off the wagon, fell off the horse, hit the wall, did a free fall into the ditch and have gained weight. Can anyone think of any other descriptive phrases to indicate that I have gained weight?
Why have I added weight this year? Unofficially because I am an idiot who is not committed (and should be to an insane asylum).
I am now ready to get going again. I have not weighed myself in a while and will do so on Tuesday morning and post the damage.
Per the following Albert Einstein quote, “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” I have been insane for a long time.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
If you did not get it the first time, then reread the 2 sentences above.
General Warning to All:
I will be at the Gym this evening and I will once again start to post Exercise Minutes on a daily basis.
I will a post a sign with the following on my gym bag, “Do not stay near this individual when he is exercising. He contains harmful gas fumes that may be released. Stupidity is harmful to your health and may be contagious.”