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Some late night funnies...

Monday, January 28, 2013

Late Night Funny #1

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. -Henny Youngman


Late Night Funny #2

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. -Erma Bombeck


Late Night Funny #3

And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow,
stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons.
It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags.
And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.
What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store.
What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. -Dr. Seuss


Late Night Funny #4

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. -Dave Berry
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