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Harold May Become A New Favorite!!!!

Sunday, January 27, 2013








A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid,
stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Harold stood up. The teacher said,
'Do you think you're stupid, Harold?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you
standing there all by yourself!'



Harold watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his
mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter,
asked Harold 'Giving up?'



The math teacher saw that Harold wasn't paying attention in class. She called
on him and said, 'Harold! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Harold quickly
replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'



Harold's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station
where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted
criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was
the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want
very badly to capture him. Harold asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took
his picture ?"



Little Harold attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father
moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and
rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Harold asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'
His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they
are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Harold, looking worried, said, 'Dad,
I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'



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KATHRYNLP 1/28/2013 10:05AM

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LEW0213 1/28/2013 9:53AM

    Sooooo cute!!

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    Harold must be little Johnny's little brother emoticon

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ANHELIC 1/27/2013 11:13PM

    These are absolutely great and I can't believe the answers from Harold. Thanks for sharing.
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    Thank you for the chuckles.
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NORASPAT 1/27/2013 7:55PM

    OH MY ! I will always take another look at the man in Brown

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    Out of the mouths of kids......... emoticon

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    You are too, too much!
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