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I Think This Was My Grandmother.......

Sunday, January 27, 2013

A man was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn. He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.

He said with excitement, "You appear quite elderly to be driving." (Couldn't he have been more gentle?)

"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore. (Bless her heart!) The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, "You won't need this anymore," so I thanked him and left!"


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BENDER7 1/28/2013 7:10PM


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PATTISTAMPS 1/28/2013 12:59PM

    Tee hee hee... That will be me!

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MISSDAISY23 1/28/2013 11:06AM

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123ELAINE456 1/27/2013 8:36PM

  Awesome!!! God Blessings to Everyone on This Lord's Day. Enjoy It. Take Care.

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NCEVELYN 1/27/2013 6:32PM


Grandmother? Nope, it sounds like my Mom (but she was only 70 when they took hers!)

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ARTJAC 1/27/2013 5:26PM


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MS.ELENI 1/27/2013 4:17PM

    emoticon emoticon We have a lot of those here in Florida

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FLAME42 1/27/2013 4:15PM

    Maybe her name was Betty! You know what I mean don't you?!

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1CRAZYDOG 1/27/2013 4:10PM

    LOL! Sounds like my grandmother too!

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