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Unlucky Young Man

Saturday, January 26, 2013

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."

"Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.

The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
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    LOL.

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    GOOD one!

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    Good one!

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 1/27/2013 8:50AM

    Another chuckle that wouldn't be funny if you were one of the characters in the story. That is rather the way of most jokes, don't you think?
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ANNIE924 1/27/2013 8:22AM

    emoticon Love it

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SEAWILLOW 1/27/2013 1:44AM

    Very cute! emoticon

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IMREITE 1/27/2013 1:42AM

    great way to meet the parents!

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SLIMMERJESSE 1/27/2013 1:06AM

    Cute.

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    that was cute- thanks for the laugh emoticon

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  My comic relief for the day! Thanx for sharing! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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ANDY_54 1/26/2013 11:03PM

    12 pack *snicker*! Oh the ego! And oh, what a mistake, lol.

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