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To my fellow OWLS................
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Saturday, January 26, 2013





To OWLS......
(Older Wiser Laughing Souls)





Wisdom from Grandpa......

Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.



Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt he forgets his sugar.




Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.




When a man marries a woman, they become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.



If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she'll never turn into an old nag.



On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.



A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine's gonna work."



Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds, is in good health, and already used to taking orders.



Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.



Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.



How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.



Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.



Have a GREAT day and keep laughing!!!!!!
It's good for the soul......







And remember my motto:

Pay the undertaker with a bad check......



emoticon Mary Anne


Have a great weekend!!!
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DOROTHYBERO 1/27/2013 10:40AM

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    These are all really funny... thanks for the laughs! emoticon emoticon

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    Thanks for the laughs.

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    Love Maxine! emoticon

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 1/26/2013 6:40PM

    Thank YOU for another good chuckle (two or three or more)
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LINDAKAY228 1/26/2013 6:07PM

    emoticon By the way I have reached the age where I've started bragging about it!

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    Thanks mary Anne HUGS Pat in Maine.
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    These are chuckle pleasers. I needed them today. emoticon

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    emoticon emoticon It is nice to grow old and wise

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    much truth in humor~!~

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    LOL!

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    These are great!

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