Friday, January 25, 2013
A couple were sitting in the living room watching TV when the phone rang.
The husband picked it up, listened for a minute then screamed, "How the hell would I know? Call the weather bureau!"
As he stomped back to his chair his wife asked, "What was that all about?"
He replied, "Aw, it was just some dumb dork wanting to know if the coast was clear."