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If I Died

Thursday, January 24, 2013

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"
"After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."
If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"
"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would."
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, would she sleep in our bed?"
"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess she would."
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed."
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SOKKERNUT 2/1/2013 9:54AM

    Too funny!!!!

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DESERTDREAMERS 1/28/2013 6:01PM

    Busted!

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REDVELVET21 1/28/2013 4:50PM

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ANDY_54 1/25/2013 8:57PM

    Whoops! emoticon LOL

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GINNABOOTS 1/25/2013 7:22PM

    Very funny!

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MIRFA71 1/25/2013 1:53PM

    Time to get new golf clubs. emoticon

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KJELLYBEAN15 1/25/2013 1:23PM

    emoticon I wonder who got to live in the house after the divorce......

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OVERACTIVEELBOW 1/25/2013 7:59AM

    I think she is going to need a new set of clubs... since she is probably going to wrap that set around his neck...
Good joke. my reaction was... uh-oh...

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BUSYGRANNY5 1/25/2013 7:37AM

    Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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ILOVEROSES 1/25/2013 6:55AM

    Oh no emoticon

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LASKIE2 1/25/2013 5:59AM

    WHAT!!!" emoticon

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ELLENIRENE 1/25/2013 3:07AM

    funny!

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ANDYLIN90 1/25/2013 2:15AM

    Hmmm, I might be little worried, hubby may have just purchase some arsenic.

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SEAWILLOW 1/25/2013 1:30AM

    She should uire a good lawyer....

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CELEST 1/25/2013 12:58AM

    ooooooooooooh doesnt he know about a woman scorned LOL

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ELSCO55 1/24/2013 10:46PM

    Wonder if she's planning to use those clubs on him.

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MJ7DM33 1/24/2013 10:23PM

  Oh-no!!! emoticon

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SLIMMERJESSE 1/24/2013 9:39PM

    OMG! Didn't see that coming! (smiling)

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KMEYERRING1 1/24/2013 9:36PM

    emoticon emoticon that's a good one!

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    you are so naughty..... emoticon

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