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What is Old?

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Thank you again margemg!

OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Choose one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by.... The doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to wee


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WILSON425 1/26/2013 2:13PM

    The joys of aging. emoticon

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MARGEMF 1/24/2013 11:29PM

    The pleasure is all mine. I just appreciate that you have a way to keep them in circulation & enjoy them as well. emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 1/24/2013 8:57PM


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FISHINGLADY66 1/24/2013 8:22PM

    emoticon So cute. Thanks

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JANIEWWJD 1/24/2013 7:16PM

    The one about going bra-less is sooooo funny!!!!
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TWEETYKC00 1/24/2013 9:38AM

    sounds a little too close to home! lol.

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KJELLYBEAN15 1/24/2013 8:58AM

    Holy Cow! Those are hilarious.

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YOBETHIE 1/24/2013 7:47AM

    I feel younger already!

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SENATOR9 1/24/2013 7:46AM

    not there yet emoticon

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